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Nancy
Mace 2026

for South Carolina Governor

Words of Wisdom

“I’m not here to serve, I’m here to brand. If that means mocking trans kids, defaming exes, inflating reimbursements, or screaming ‘groomer’ on the House floor for likes, so be it. I’ll burn your rights, your peace, and your facts to the ground if it gets me one segment closer to a NewsMax time slot. Call it bigotry, call it fraud, go fuck yourselves, South Carolina.”

— Nancy Mace, allegedly, just before asking God for retweets

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About Me

Hi, I’m Nancy Mace, your favorite Bible-thumping, trans-bashing, rent-reimbursing rage muppet from South Carolina’s 1st District running for Governor. I turn trauma into airtime, slurs into soundbites, and taxpayer dollars into rent checks. I’ve called colleagues “guys in skirts,” threatened to “take it outside” on the House floor, and still found time to play the victim when people called me out.

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I don’t legislate, I litigate grudges. I don’t represent, I retaliate. And if you think decency, facts, or ethics are going to stop me, then you clearly don’t watch Fox at 6.

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God chose me. Venmo backs me. And if you’ve got a problem with that, I’ll see you in the comments, or small claims court.

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